Ridin' the goddamn pony in the ghetto

Well. It took me damn long to get this blog thing sorted out. I didn't really read the instructions so I never checked the little agreement box and I ended up spending quite some time on the introduction page. Oh well. Life is hard.

Anywayzzz, I hope everyone's having a damn good time right now - especially with their massage treatments! The boys have become such girls now. I wonder whose influence that was? Our choir boys maybe? :)

Damn son, people should comment more on this blog! Just like people should write more on my Facebook wall...I've got a tiny goal for 4000 wallposts (I know, I'm sad and have no life), and I'm currently at 3820.

Well, I guess I really don't know what to write about so I'll just ramble on... I'm really hanging onto the hope that we'll all make new memories together so that it's not just SEALNet connecting us. But it's been a really fun ride with everyone, so a round of Chivas and Gold Label to you all.

Hmmmm, maybe I'll just do shout outs and I'll send you guys book e-mail sign thingies later...

Soooo. Onto the shout outs.

Charmaine: Thanks for having that Flaming Orgasm with me. We really have to experience another one together again and share the love with the rest of the world. You are one fucking badass slapper. We've really got to see more of each other when we're back at Stanford, especially becuase I'm stuck in Loro and you seem to be glued to Kimball. BTW, we shoulda seen those monkeys that day when we were first in Palembang because it woulda been better than smelling the stinky river. Also, Team Positive should stay away from venturing towards the negative side of spades. Hopefully next time we play with people who don't understand the game, we won't reach a new low. If not, I think it's time to give up. BTW, you coining up witgh the tapeworm thing was gneius.

Dian: Dididididididididku yang manis lucu dan imut. Jelek loe! Nggak juga sih. Umm, what to say yah? I really thanks you for all the work you've done on the project dude. Youz a gangsta. I give you permission to pencet-pencet and toel-toel me anyday of my life. EBF should be even better next yearrrr. Meep meep meeeeeep, and strange faces for you. I'll see you tomorrow, Dragonfly should be the shit, son. I also need to know wht your spotlight on was like so I'll be asking lots of weirder questions than normal. Wakakakakakakaka. Banyak kan ka nya? Aneh kan gw? Keren kan?

Eugene: Card perv.You thought this was a conservative country? Tsk tsk. Ridin' the fucking pony was awesome. Anddd, you demolished me today while throwing me in the pool. It was actually, in a really weird way, really really fun to hit the water like that. Hahahhaahahha. Also, thanks for beating us all completely during Egyptian Rat Screw. We really did get screwed over, you quick bastard. And as YF says, a "fuckign Russian whale." WTF. Also, great job trying to draw Jerri on the bus when we were playing Pictionary. Yeahhhhhh. I've got to admit, I admire how stretchy your skin is. If I ever need rubber bands, I'll ask for you :P

Jerri: YOUUU. (I hope I spelled Jerri right). You are so gangsta!!!! This trip really wouldn't have been the same without you. Somehow you make awkward situations and spotlight on so comfortable with your amazingly detailed sex questions. You helped me find my fantasy. *gropes you.* Anyway, it's been great getting to know you better especially cause we've mostly just smoked together and chilled a little at EBF last year. I wish you were there to see the wonderfully provocative dance moves by the 12 year olds who were humping each other. Good stuff. Good stuff. I'll see you in jkt?

John: You know, just as I was going to type this, the lights in my apartment building completely blew out. Way to go, death trap from 3rd world country :) So, King of Dodge, we should have another chair relay one of these days becuase that was damn fun, yah. Oh shit. the lights just blew out again. Hmm, I've cotnineud on my Autumnsong binge and since i've been home it's played 31 times, last time i checked on i tunes. I expect the little slapping game to be mega-popular in Ireland and Oxford. Spread the Asian culture like crumpets. Was the last slap a 10/10, I wonder. Don't forget to spread around Hiep's wonderful circle theory with their real purpose. Shit, son. Thanks for dealing with my dealings. 14 cards is almost 13 cards. Btw, I think I single-handedly deserve an award for bringing down Hotel Horison from 4 stars to 2 stars by not passing the microphone to you when we were singing. Stupid me. I watched the video today, complete with sound and it was fucking painful, yah. And you better make it on the Cali trip! Terence will bring his garden of mushrooms on the van!

Kim: I feel flushed too now. I think my flushing abilities came later on during the trip instead of ealrier on. Strange. I loved when you said "how do you know it's not a sex song but a masturbaiton song?" And great job making a discussion on anal sex look really classy from far away when we were all talking yesterday. We never got to be pool partners but that's fine I guess. The world would be better not seeing our wonderful abiliites. They'd be too shocked by our higher playing skills. I find it really amazing how many languages you know and it's always a lotta fun to find someone who really likes languages as well! And also, your wonderful metal voice has given me new found abilities in singing. Strangely, I think the quality of my voice seems better in metal than normal...

Lijing: YOU! Project co-leader, "corrupted" finance person and lost-mentor-group co-head. Damn son, it's a wonder we didn't get absolutely sick of each other :P Thanks for tolerating my sporadic panic attacks and my penchant to dress you up in headbands. Also, good job on flushign that hairy ass motherfucking caterpillar down the toilet. It was damn ugly and damn hairy. Thanks for making me the target of Operation Sober Patrol, but really, Sebastian? I can't think up of any hedgehog characters, but I'll get you back for that. It was interesting seeing those Oxford/Harry Potter suits you poor kids wear everytime you take exams. And really. S$15o board shorts? Taufiq getting you a chair so taht you won't have to sit on the floor? That deserves a real "wowwwwwwwwww." Btw, Nilda's sister? Pedophile. Also, 3-guys-1-girl? Tsk tsk.

Megan: Exhibit A? Exhibit B? Exhibit C? I hope you go through with the schedule and plans you've made for the rest of the trip. And yay! You were such an awesome roommate. And thanks for letting us all borrow your clothes. The Megan clothes party was so much fun that I couldn't decide on any one outfit. I still need to see how red you get and if you can be the lobster to my Sebastian. Thanks for being such an awesome project leader. You guys were all so accesible with both the projects and general group talks etc. So, wheeeee. I miss the kitteeeennnn. At least I didn't have the touch of death with that. You're so huggableeeeee. Hug Hug. You know you want to get me drunk in cold, heater-less conditions. *radiates heat*

Miloni: Hands. Hahahahahaha. I really never expected hands to be the deal-breaker. Because of that, I'm starting to notice guy's hands right now. Hmm. Hmmmmmm. Going to Vanny's everyday was a really interestingly unnutritious experience. And your reverse-wrapping bed skills are very useful for when you don't want the sheets dirty. It was always really funny wathicng how you made sure the inside of the bed was completely clean. What was the Indian topping for rice called again? That shit was good, son. Thanks for being Sober Patrol yesterday! I was hot as a fucking heater but at least I gave central heating to everyone.

Steven: Whoever coined up the sentence "Sucks to be Steven" was a genius. JK JK. But really. Box Fighter? Champion of the Poor? Whyyyy Steven, whyyyyyy? And I can't believe I'm gonna miss out on your Singapore experience!!!! So sad :( You really need to eat the Roti Prata over there. It's awesome. And whatever people say, peeling the Roti Prata apart is really the best way that you can eat it.Btw, it's so funny that whenever you sit down you end up sleeping. Haha. What a great Champion of the Poor you are. Thanks for supporting Lijing's idea that I was Sebastian by singing the song the damn crab sings. Tsk tsk. It was awesome seeing you get saved by a fucking fly while playing Idiot. hahahaha. That game was damn long and ended up being damn annoying man. Too bad we all couldn't get into the club in Palembang. That was pretty funny though.

Terence: "Good to know, good to know" and "Good shit." You've influenced the kids in a pretty bad way, haven't you? That's so awesome that we can meet up again in sg!! I still can't believe how much you know about perms and all that jazz. Have you learned Rasa Ini btw? I expect you to be really really good at it by the time I get to Sg. You have umm...11 days, son, so use them wisely. I slap your wound, son. I think when you get home, you should really take a shower, yah. It's very bad, yah, wearing the same army wifebeater everyday, yah. Terence bau, yah. Terence narsis, yah. Hahahaha, you seriously better make it on the Cali trip you know! It'll be sooo much fucking fun. We can camp out in a ghettoer van than Wisma Atlet, which sounds oddly comforting right now. Good job on trying to make poser photos with the cigarette yesterday. But just remember when looking at the photos: this is Dian. This is you.

Yongfeng: Monyetku, apa kabar? Holy shit this post is damn long man. Judo man! You've got to teach me some really cool tricks later so that I can not only slap but flip people over. So cool right? Your photo with Jerry was really the cream of the crop. I can't believe you agreed to get your eyelashes curled. Wtf d00d? Haha, thanks for tolerating my random frustrated outbursts and for leading the trip so well. Youz is almost gangsta. We really gotta meet up more at Stanford! Can't believe I've never seen you around. But then again, it's a really big campus. Ahhhhh. Oh shit, I finally understand why this blog is called Sekayu seals. The seals must be part of SEALNet. AHHHHHHHH. Wtf......Such a "..." moment. I hope your hair looks better in other pictures that you take. I can't imagine it getting worse. Such a picky child. :)

AHHHH. That was damn long, yah. I never knew I could talk so much.

BTW, here are some cool Indonesian songs if you guys ever want to listen to more:

Rasa Ini (of course): http://youtube.com/watch?v=847ViW9Pz8U
Kenangan Yang Terindah: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LowRhs3tUEM
Mungkin Nanti: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VUqRskVV_dE
Seberapa Pantas: http://youtube.com/watch?v=nV-ai7ehXno

And yah, they're all really corny, yah.